Sirran the Lunatic

Sirran the Lunatic
Race: Halfling
Class: Warrior
Level: 63
Spawn
Zone: Plane of Sky
Location: Various (See Below)
Stats
AC: 376
HP: 32000 (23)
Damage per hit: ~2000
Attacks per round: 2 (83%)
Special: Death Touch?

Description

A lot has been and can be said about Sirran, but here are the basic facts as confirmed by direct evidence (from Drexxell's guide):

• He spawns on/near the corpse of a dead Boss mob in islands 1 through 7. (not 1.5, not 8, not 1a)
• He despawns after being up for 15 minutes.
• He is non-aggressive, in general.
• He will assist any aggressive mob that attacks you.
• Handing him the "Key Loot" from the island you are on will get you back the Key to the next island.
  • NOTE: Each Island's "Sirran the Lunatic" is different than the others. The only trade Sirran will accept is the Key Loot for the island on which you spawned him.
• Hailing him is safe!
• RUMOR: SPEAKING TO SIRRAN will cause him to attack!
• RUMOR Hailing Sirran will re-set his de-spawn timer.
  • This is a "maybe". Confirmed (by me) that this does NOT work on a 5 minute re-hail interval on island 6. However, for the same island, have reports that it does work on a 45 second re-hail interval.

Known Loot

• None

Factions

• Inhabitants of Air (-200)

Opposing Factions

• None

Related Quests

• None

Dialogues

Sirran will have various conversations with you island by island. Because Sirran's conversations seem to flow together, I've put them all here, rather than on their individual islands.

However, before going through his non-aggressive text, let's see what Sirran has to say if he's ever irritated into attacking.

Any Island, if Sirran decides to attack:

Sirran the Lunatic says 'What?! Now you've done it! The bunnies are angry! ANGRY I TELL YOU!'

If you ever find Sirran saying these words, pray for mercy...

Island 1, after killing Thunder Spirit Princess:

You say, 'Hail, Sirran the Lunatic'

Sirran the Lunatic says 'Ehem! What? Oh, hello there! Sirran be my name. Yes? So, come to the Plane of Sky, have you? Killed all my fairies! Hah! So! Do you wish to know how to traverse this plane? Or should I just go away? I know much about this plane. You would do well to listen!'

You say, 'I wish to know how to traverse this plane'

Sirran the Lunatic says 'Ahah! Wise you are and tell you I will. Hrm? Don't have wings, do you? Fairies have swords! Fairies stole my lucky feet! Hand me them, one by one, and be in for a treat! Haha!'

(A variety of attempts were made to get him to say more, but with no luck)

Island 1, after turning in either of the Key Loots for a Key:

Sirran the Lunatic says 'These are the keys! Use them well! Hold them in your hand and touch them to the runed platforms! Guide you thy will! Hah! The last to go, must tell me so, or be in for a [hassle]! If there's a hassle, I will go!'

(Absolutely no combination of "hassle" did he respond to!)

Island 2, after killing Protector of Sky:

You say, 'Hail, Sirran the Lunatic'

Sirran the Lunatic says 'Ah! Come far you have! You are all crazy! I like it! Swords spin no more! Spin, spin. Unlucky they were! I thought them [vain]!'

(Absolutely no combination of "vain" did he respond to!)

Island 2, after turning in Broken Mirror for Key of Misfortune:

Sirran the Lunatic says 'You move fast, you crazy kids! Keep going! Prod you I will! Stuck here I have been! Oh! Let me know when you are [done] or this will be no fun! Haha!'

(Absolutely no combination of "done" did he respond to!)

Island 3, after killing Gorgalosk:

You say, 'Hail, Sirran the Lunatic'

Sirran the Lunatic says 'What! Die already! Come so far. Can't you see I am cold! Give me a cloak or something! Bah! You don't look the type to give anything! Be off with you, then!'

Sirran the Lunatic says 'Always want something for nothing? Oh yes, you gave me something! Here you go! Take this! Used one you have. [Teleport] away you will! Let me know, or no kill! Haha!'

(Absolutely no combination of "Teleport" did he respond to! Also note that I did not hand him anything, yet he still gave this 2nd line of text.)

[Best Guess: He wants me to turn in "Light Woolen Cloak (possibly it is "Fine Wool Cloak" or maybe "Light Woolen Mantle") or "Grey Damask Cloak", both rare drops from Gorgalosk]

Island 3, after turning in Animal Figurine for Key of Beasts:

Sirran the Lunatic says 'Always want something for nothing? Oh yes, you gave me something! Here you go! Take this! Used one you have. [Teleport] away you will! Let me know, or no kill! Haha!'

(Absolutely no combination of "Teleport" did he respond to!)

Island 4, after killing Keeper of Souls:

You say, 'Hail, Sirran the Lunatic'

Sirran the Lunatic says 'You again! Aren't you dead yet? Well, give me the token items you got, and move on you will. Maybe. Oh! Wait!! Rings go on fingers, yes they do! Gimme a ring and I'll help you!'

(Absolutely no combination of "ring" did he respond to!)

[Best Guess: He wants me to turn in "Silvery Ring", a rare drop from Keeper of Souls]

Island 4, after turning in Bird Whistle for Avian Key:

Sirran the Lunatic says 'What is this? Bah! Take that! And this! What was I thinking? I was thinking you had best let me know when you use those teleporters. Just say, [Icky Bicky Barket]. Aye, that is what I was thinking.'

(Absolutely no combination of "Icky Bicky Barket" did he respond to!)

Island 5, after killing The Spiroc Lord:

You say, 'Hail, Sirran the Lunatic'

Sirran the Lunatic says 'Children, run to the wall and give the deputies some miIk. Oh, I almost forgot. Give me your trinkets, or give me death!'

(Absolutely no combination of "trinkets" did he respond to!)

(See the Am I one with the wall? page for notes about what Sirran's words mean here.

Island 5, after turning in Noise Maker for Key of the Swarm:

Sirran the Lunatic says 'Phew! These are heavy. Well, not really. I'm sure I don't have to remind you to remind me when you are [leaving].'

(Absolutely no combination of "leaving" did he respond to!)

NOTE: Island 6 is special. Sirran behaves in an even more radical fashion than usual, and of special note, dealing with him appropriately is required to get the Boss of Island 7 to spawn (which, obviously, then means that getting the key from 7 to 8 requires dealing with Sirran properly here on 6).

Island 6, after killing Bazzt Zzzt:

You say, 'Hail, Sirran the Lunatic' (NO RESPONSE) You say, 'citanuL eht narriS, liaH'

Reversed: "Hail, Sirran the Lunatic"

Sirran the Lunatic says 'Lortap llaw taerg eht fo lahsram, Narris lahsram ma I. Flesym ecudortni ot em wolla. Sgniteerg.'

Reversed: Greetings. Allow me to introduce myself. I am marshal Sirran, Marshal of the great wall patrol."

Translation: see my "Am I one with the wall?" page.

You say, '?llaw eht htiw eno I ma'

Reversed: "Am I one with the wall?"

Sirran the Lunatic says 'Kcul doog! Ouy rof ydaer si erips eht fo retsis eht won, sdik boj doog.'

Reversed, says: 'Good job kids, now the sister of the spire is ready for you. Good luck!'

Translation: By saying "?llaw eht htiw eno I ma" to Sirran, you have just spawned "Sister of the Spire" on Island 7.

(Check tracking...Sister of the Spire should be up now)

RUMOR: It is rumored that the phrase ".citanuL eht narriS ,liaH" is used to keep Sirran from de-spawning on this island, if someone is camping the Sister of the Spire on the next island.

I can confirm that it fails to work if you re-hail Sirran every 5 minutes. However, I have a report that it succeeds on a 45 second schedule. I need to test this.

Island 6, after turning in Dull Dragon Scale for Key of the Scale:

Sirran the Lunatic says 'Dnib a ni era uoy ro esarhp eht yas dna yrruh!! Sruoy era syek eht dna romra em evig. Erom on gnits seixib eht ahahahahah!'

Reversed, says: 'Hahahahaha the bixies sting no more. Give me armor and the keys are yours. Hurry and say the phrase or you are in a bind!!'

Translation: Trade the Dull Dragon Scale for the Key of Scale and say the phrase ("?llaw eht htiw eno I ma") to spawn Sister of the Spire on Island #7 or you won't be getting keys to #8 up there

Island 7, after killing Sister of the Spire:

You say, 'Hail, Sirran the Lunatic'

Sirran the Lunatic says 'Nyah! The tears are welling up in my eyes! I am so proud. I think of you as if I were your father! Sniff. Sniff. Give me Veeshan, and I give you death.'

Island 7, after turning in Replica of the Wyrm Queen for Key of Veeshan:

Sirran the Lunatic says 'Not too much farther. I spit on thee knave! Ehem. Take these. Go on! Make your fortunes. No one cares about Narris. I mean Sirran. Hah! See if I care what you think! Oh, when did you say you were [leaving]?'

(Haven't followed up on this yet.)

GM Narris

Allegedly, Sirran was a reference to GM Narris who worked at Verant until they were caught RMTing and got fired for it. This caused a mental breakdown and he injured himself by bashing his head against the wall and floor and stabbing himself with his car keys. [1] This prompted devs to add the Key Master and Sirran (anagram of Narris) to the game. A phrase in Sirran's final dialogue ("No one cares about Narris.") seems to confirm this.